Interesting call from a branch bank this am

[Desk Jockey]

It seems someone went into the ATM area during the night, took a dump and also pissed on the floor. The tech's can't wait to for the opportunity!


Maybe they were shocked at their account balance?

Wouldn't they have the poop-a-trator on camera. Now that would be gross!

 

[Mikey P]

Cimex?

 

[dgardner]

CFR!

 

[Russ T.]

Cimex?

Lol!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Cimex?

Brushes or pads?

 

[Russ T.]

Brushes or pads?

A quick "dry" pass with the Dyson and either should work GREAT!

 

[Lee Stockwell]

With all the cameras...

 

[Desk Jockey]

Two sad faces left here headed to the bank.

 

[hogjowl]

Friend of mine owns a string of laundry mats. That's a weekly occurrence for him.

 

[Desk Jockey]

It was a bum that did it.

They said he sleeps there every night. I think I'd move the ATM outside, it has to hurt their business with him sleeping in there.

 

[Jeremy N]

I'd think a shovel and some fabreeze should do it.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

Two sad faces left here headed to the bank.

When I was a kid, I got assigned those jobs, along with the gunshot suicides and decaying people found when the neighbors noticed the stench. The other employees could find excuses not to do it....the "boss's son" had no escape

 

[Desk Jockey]

the "boss's son" had no escape

Yea I got dealt that card too!

The tech's don't mind the bio jobs, while gruesome they get paid so much more they somehow manage through them.

Seriously the cleaning isn't as bad as later putting together the pieces of what actually happened. Death scenes are not as bad as murders or suicides. Some of that stuff sticks with you for a while.

 

[Desk Jockey]

I'd think a shovel and some fabreeze should do it.

Who's cleaning the shovel?

 

[Jim Pemberton]

Yea I got dealt that card too!

The tech's don't mind the bio jobs, while gruesome they get paid so much more they somehow manage through them.

Seriously the cleaning isn't as bad as later putting together the pieces of what actually happened. Death scenes are not as bad as murders or suicides. Some of that stuff sticks with you for a while.

I have some things still rolling around in my head and heart after cleaning up after one particular suicide. I won't share them here, because they don't need to be in everyone's heads here too.

 

[Jeremy N]

Who's cleaning the shovel?

I'd just throw it in the dumpster.

 

[Mark Saiger]

I have had a few calls from public places with Someone not being able to make it to the bathroom....

Has been very profitable.

Usually get a service call invoice....

Then, after that, they want the entire bank carpets cleaned.....just because.

We love these....

Sometimes want to send Christmas cards & candy to the person that caused the situation

 

[dealtimeman]

hopefully the bum had a high fiber diet, or else it will be a nasty job for sure.

high fiber diet and the guys will be in and out pretty quick.

 

[Desk Jockey]

hopefully the bum had a high fiber diet, or else it will be a nasty job for sure.

high fiber diet and the guys will be in and out pretty quick.

I didn't ask how bad it was but on a scale it couldn't have been as bad as some of the sewage work we do.

 

[Tom Sedwick]

A broom and a bit of febreze should do it, right?

 

[Desk Jockey]

Actually we used a turbo tool its cleans the floor much nicer!

They did call back early this AM and said he had urinated again.

Before we sent a truck they called back and said they watched the video and saw he had spilled a soda and they didn't need us after all.

 

[Steve Toburen]

... poop-a-trator ...

Richard, just think of the marketing headlines you could have thought up with the brain cells you wasted on this phrase.

Steve

PS I'm with Jim. I did a few suicide and murder clean-ups that I try to let recede into the past. Fortunately, I have a really bad memory.

 

[Tom Sedwick]

So... I'm confused... is this a daily task when they open the branch? Watch the recording and see what he did last night? You guys must get some really interesting phone calls!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Richard, just think of the marketing headlines you could have thought up with the brain cells you wasted on this phrase.

Yea but I copyrighted it and now I get money every time someone uses that phrase.

You owe me a dime. Pay up!

 

[Desk Jockey]

So... I'm confused... is this a daily task when they open the branch? Watch the recording and see what he did last night? You guys must get some really interesting phone calls!

This branch is a mile from the homeless shelter, so this guy has it figured out.
The ATM is in a heated vestibule and he stays there when its cold. They need to move the ATM out of there so they can lock it up.

Interesting calls, yes we get all kinds of them. Water, Fire, Sewage, Mold, BioRecovery, Hording. We see it all.

 

[mirf]

A pooper scooper handy, spinner easer money!

 

[Tom Sedwick]

This branch is a mile from the homeless shelter, so this guy has it figured out.
The ATM is in a heated vestibule and he stays there when its cold. They need to move the ATM out of there so they can lock it up.

Interesting calls, yes we get all kinds of them. Water, Fire, Sewage, Mold, BioRecovery, Hording. We see it all.

I've been to quite a few fire losses where the homeowner was a hoarder. Tough to figure out what the place actually looked like before the fire, let alone sifting through it afterwards.

 

[Desk Jockey]

This was a clean one.

We had a really bad one in the fall that was so bad they had to wear respirators to work in. Lost a crew leader who just refused to go back.

 

[Tom Sedwick]

This was a clean one.

We had a really bad one in the fall that was so bad they had to wear respirators to work in. Lost a crew leader who just refused to go back.

Wow...

 

[Desk Jockey]

I have way worse but probably not a good idea to show them just in case a client were to stumble in here.