It was 1999 when Jeff Cross invented the internet and carpet cleaners from around the world first gathered on AOL/BBS to lie about square footage charges and production rates
One particular young pig farmer by night, cleaner by day, stood out for his quick quips and piss poor attitude.
The "Admiral of Assholism" was so over the top that nobody believed he was a real person until he showed up at a Summerfest for ten minutes in a infamous pink ball cap, of all things..
Most of this latest generation of online cleaners have no idea how indebted they should be to the man from Prattville Alabama. I can tell you with assurance that many a product, service and online discussion platform have been altered for the better in some way to make him just STFU.
17 years later and he's still as elusive as Bigfoot and pad cleaners who don't tip bloom. He never took a break from posting other than for an hour a day between 11 and 12 for a nap but never seen at an event again, until now..
Next week the attendees at Mikey's
Fest will be graced with the presence of the industry's greatest synic, the one and only..
Martin Sutley....
You young pup owner ops will learn a ton from The Admiral. Marty and
Saiger will be in charge of cleaning RMHouse #2, so make sure to stop by and watch Grandpa Sutley shake his Devastator.
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