Kenny Hayes
Member
My SS is going to $822 a month. I could make a Corvette payment!
How will you end 2020?
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Ed Valentine
Member
How am I going to end 2020?
In a lounge chair in the warm sand, under a beautiful palm tree holding a Pina Colada in one hand while waving to all of you with the other.
Formal dinner tonite at 7, if anyone wants to join us....................................
In a lounge chair in the warm sand, under a beautiful palm tree holding a Pina Colada in one hand while waving to all of you with the other.
Formal dinner tonite at 7, if anyone wants to join us....................................
hogjowl
Idiot™
I’ll end it in my recliner
Desk Jockey
Member
When is your surgery....to remove it from your azz?
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If you’re still paying from the grave ...
Kenny Hayes
Member
But I’d never miss it one way or another 
Dolly Llama
Number 5
Works for voting
bob vawter
Grassy Knoller
Larry......how long did it take YOU to
Tell momma about YOR bike purchase.......hmmmmm?
Tell momma about YOR bike purchase.......hmmmmm?
Brian H
Member
I am sure I can make it Ed!!
Dolly Llama
Number 5
right away
I rode it into the living room
told her to move her chair, I'm parking it there, Woman!!
..L.T.A.
Desk Jockey
Member
That scenario was in his mind.
Reality, he hid it for days trying to figure out how he was going to explain it.
There was no " Woman", it was "Honey, sweetheart, sugar pie, I have something I shouldn't have done. I hope you're not going to be too mad at me.
I just thought if every once in a while, if you could see it in your heart to pull my balls out of your purse. I'd like to take them out for a ride. Just for a short trip, I'll bring them right back to you. I promise sugar pie!"
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Kenny Hayes
Member
That would damn sure be me if I bought that Corvette Even if I wouldn’t miss the money,
Diana would be telling me to take it back!
Even if I wouldn’t miss the money,Diana would be telling me to take it back!
I see señor Chavez has had a similar experienceThat scenario was in his mind.
Reality, he hid it for days trying to figure out how he was going to explain it.
There was no " Woman", it was "Honey, sweetheart, sugar pie, I have something I shouldn't have done. I hope you're not going to be too mad at me.
I just thought if every once in a while, if you could see it in your heart to pull my balls out of your purse. I'd like to take them out for a ride. Just for a short trip, I'll bring them right back to you. I promise sugar pie!"
Desk Jockey
Member
No just a vivid imagination.
I do what I want, when I want...uhhh sorry the imagination obviously kicked in.
bob vawter
Grassy Knoller
And dats the real truff!!!That scenario was in his mind.
Reality, he hid it for days trying to figure out how he was going to explain it.
There was no " Woman", it was "Honey, sweetheart, sugar pie, I have something I shouldn't have done. I hope you're not going to be too mad at me.
I just thought if every once in a while, if you could see it in your heart to pull my balls out of your purse. I'd like to take them out for a ride. Just for a short trip, I'll bring them right back to you. I promise sugar pie!"
hogjowl
Idiot™
Says Mr. Irons his own pantsThat scenario was in his mind.
Reality, he hid it for days trying to figure out how he was going to explain it.
There was no " Woman", it was "Honey, sweetheart, sugar pie, I have something I shouldn't have done. I hope you're not going to be too mad at me.
I just thought if every once in a while, if you could see it in your heart to pull my balls out of your purse. I'd like to take them out for a ride. Just for a short trip, I'll bring them right back to you. I promise sugar pie!"
Desk Jockey
Member
That's just because I'm good at it...and I like doing it.
Yea, that's it. I like doing it, so get OFF ME!
Do you like doing the dishes and laundry also?That's just because I'm good at it...and I like doing it.
Yea, that's it. I like doing it, so get OFF ME!
Desk Jockey
Member
Some times yea, when I'm in the mood...or whenever they are dirty.
Hey I'm a clean mofo!
Kenny Hayes
Member
I do the laundry mostly, and throw dishes in. We
tag team everything like we always have. She slung a mop with me for 26 years, and she cooks and runs the biz, so it’s the least I can do.
tag team everything like we always have. She slung a mop with me for 26 years, and she cooks and runs the biz, so it’s the least I can do.
Cleanworks
Moderator
Actually, he still hasn't told her.
No just a vivid imagination.
I do what I want, when I want...uhhh sorry the imagination obviously kicked in.
I guess she’s made a good wife out of you.
Wow 2020, what a year! Mine started off with a divorce 02/20/20 final. Bought the ex out, then bought her equity in the house out since we had run the business out of this address for past 10 years. Made her pay the 3.5k that she embezzled from the company to pay her attorney retainer. Signed refinancing paper work on a Friday then our dick head governor closed all restaurants the following Monday for months. As you know that was about 40% of our business so I went into panick mode. Then In top of that lost our single biggest Pm acct because Co-owner and my ex had become friends over the years. She claimed she went elsewhere because I kept going up in prices but I proved to her that I hadn’t gone up on her rates for 8 fooking years so whatever, kinda sucked because I had been completely loyal to that company for 8 years and had never missed an appointment nor never been called back for a re do. And like most things around here churches were also shut down. Also the “Turn” was being wishY washy so since I no longer supported
Her spending habits I thought it was time to cut the cord on them (never been so happy in my life)! So when restaurants reopened we went from 32 to 16 per month. Then came out of the blue a second restaurant and bar shutdown (yeah our governor is a democrat). So YTd down 6 figures but still fairly strong I supposed compared to some. Funniest thing is after I got her out of my accounts and the “spending machine” stopped I was able to put back more money than I have in 15 years on 36% less in sales! Problem gone!
Looking forward to about April/May when “I” feel there will be an onslaught of business once the vaccine ea are out there in good numbers
Sorry for the “book” but I hadn’t been on here for awhile so figured I would catch you up all at one time
Her spending habits I thought it was time to cut the cord on them (never been so happy in my life)! So when restaurants reopened we went from 32 to 16 per month. Then came out of the blue a second restaurant and bar shutdown (yeah our governor is a democrat). So YTd down 6 figures but still fairly strong I supposed compared to some. Funniest thing is after I got her out of my accounts and the “spending machine” stopped I was able to put back more money than I have in 15 years on 36% less in sales! Problem gone!
Looking forward to about April/May when “I” feel there will be an onslaught of business once the vaccine ea are out there in good numbers
Sorry for the “book” but I hadn’t been on here for awhile so figured I would catch you up all at one time
Desk Jockey
Member
So sorry to hear that Billy. Divorce is no fun, been there done that. Hopefully you come out better the next time around.
Take care hope your 2021 is much better!
Mikey P
Administrator
Dolly Llama
Number 5
when life changing events happen, we turn the page and start a new chapter
good to hear from you, Billy and hoping for smooth sailing and favorable winds your way
..L.T.A.
good to hear from you, Billy and hoping for smooth sailing and favorable winds your way
..L.T.A.
