Cleanworks
Moderator
I can almost see the black cloud hovering above you.Ask my wife. I got food poisoning on our honeymoon3rd day in I was dead inside. The only one that can clear a room faster then I is my dog Vader. That dude is bad
3 weeks of sitting around
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Green cloud
Sierra Clean Care
Member
That’s the part about being a child that made it no fun anymore....Dude I heard my son telling his little cousin last night that Santa clause wasn’t real.
I about died
And it’s all down hill from there...
Meh they’re kids
Sierra Clean Care
Member
Yeah, but, a week before Christmas????
hogjowl
Idiot™
My brother told me
I’m still mad at him
I’m still mad at him
Sierra Clean Care
Member
@Fat Mike, SEE!!!!!
Cleanworks
Moderator
Santa's not real?
Sierra Clean Care
Member
He is if you really, REALLY believe he is...
Dolly Llama
Number 5
I figured it out when I was 4 or 5.
I didn't GAS, cause it didn't matter as Christmas morn was still great
I was more bummed out (or wondered why) we were lied to.
fo-reel
Santa wasn't part of our kid's Christmases for that very reason .
only represented as fun fantasy, but not real.
..L.T.A.
I didn't GAS, cause it didn't matter as Christmas morn was still great
I was more bummed out (or wondered why) we were lied to.
fo-reel
Santa wasn't part of our kid's Christmases for that very reason .
only represented as fun fantasy, but not real.
..L.T.A.
Jim Williams
Member
I had an umbilical hernia fixed 5 years ago. Getting out of the recliner was tough. That lift chair will be nice. You don't realize how much you use those muscles until you have them cut. I also could only do a pull stroke with a wand for several months. I'm pretty sure pushing the wand forward is what caused the hernia in the first place.
Lee Stockwell
FOJL
When I replace the original Dev 14 glide I'll get a hole glide for it. Not for me, but for my middle aged helper.
Kenny Hayes
Member
My brother was 6 yrs older than me, and he said, no kidding, shit kid, there’s no Santa Claus
I was on the 6 yr. plan for everything
Meh
doesn’t bother me
My kid asked me when the toothfairy was coming years ago. She said dad my tooth has been under my pillow for days.
well kiddo you see the toothfairy is probably overweight and can’t fly very fast. So my kids are used to disappointment
Well I guess Ron is kinda simple good for him
Desk Jockey
Member
I told everyone on my block. Parents hated me. lol
Hell you ain't fooling me. An old white dude (not drunk) is going to bring a bunch of brown kids gifts and doesn't want anything in return.???Sounds like a pervert if there ever was one.
No vIejito I'm not sitting on you lap and whispering in your ear! I don't want a stinking candy cane that bad
You got the white kids, but you ain't getting me!
I got coal for quite few years and was damn happy about it!
Hell you ain't fooling me. An old white dude (not drunk) is going to bring a bunch of brown kids gifts and doesn't want anything in return.???Sounds like a pervert if there ever was one.
No vIejito I'm not sitting on you lap and whispering in your ear! I don't want a stinking candy cane that bad
You got the white kids, but you ain't getting me!
I got coal for quite few years and was damn happy about it!
hogjowl
Idiot™
So RACIST!
Desk Jockey
Member
I grew up in the hood, we moved to the good side of town when I was 6. It was culture shock...for them. "Where the hell did this kid come from?"
Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining.
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Mikey P
Administrator
Got out today for some serenity..
hogjowl
Idiot™
Wet back!
I grew up in the hood, we moved to the good side of town when I was 6. It was culture shock...for them. "Where the hell did this kid come from?"
Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining.
And it ain’t raining.
