Hack of the year..

[Mikey P]

it's all metal and slow, just use a drill bit

 

[Desk Jockey]

She did a good job of acting like she didn’t smell it.

Don't sweat it.

If she is a regular customer she is used to you smelling that way.

 

[Desk Jockey]

I was at the coffee shop sitting in my van.

WTF why would you sit there and fart on yourself. SICK!!!!

There is something WrOnG wit ya!!!

 

[hogjowl]

Did you just now figure this out?
Idiot

 

[Jim Martin]

guess we will see.............

 

[Nomad74]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/23/smelling-farts-healthy_n_5612908.html

 

[Old Coastie]

Note to self:

Self, sit upwind. Always.