HE ASKED FOR IT

[Jimmy L]

I was out cleaning this rental house today and one of the guys who lived there had his car in the driveway. As the landlord let me in I didn't know the "Guy" was in his room.

Apparently three single people were sharing the rent.

So I go ahead and set up the truck and drag in the hoses.As I start to clean the guy in the room comes out and tip toes over the carpet and goes out the door.

I say to myself , "Thats odd....he didn't even ask me to move my truck"

So I peek out the door to find him backing up his car just about to run my hoses over.

I yell and FLAG him to stop!

He does and I yell out , "Let me move my hoses!"

So I do and before I know it he's backing up again headed right for my open doors on the van.


By now he's lost all my respect.

So this time I run up to his car and he rolls down his window.

And I tell him , "Are you a ******* moron ? "

"Can't you see my doors are open?"

He has no answer and I close them and have to guide him around my van in this two stall driveway.


Find out the guy was a school teacher.

ALL I CAN SAY IS THIS COUNTRY IS IN TROUBLE WHEN WE HAVE MORON IDIOT TEACHERS LIKE THIS TEACHING OUR CHILDREN.

Come to think of it I have little respect for teachers anyway because they are some of the most elitest DUMB sumbitches I've ever met.

Jay Leno would have a field day asking them moron questions on a street corner.

 

[hogjowl]

And HE was probably thinking "that stupid carpet cleaner needs to get his shorts out of his ass and get some sun on those legs!"

 

[Jimmy L]

Now I know why you don't teach anymore Marty.

I am just amazed by the stupidity at some of teachers they have today.

And believe me after working around some of them for years I tell you I have more brains in one of my stools than most of them.

:shock:

 

[hogjowl]

You have to be stupid to be able to stand being around kids all day long.

Imagine 33 Blakes all day long.

 

[Jimmy L]

I'm afraid Blake is starting to turn out just like you.


His teachers call him witty and sarcastic.


:shock:

 

[hogjowl]

Then he'll be cleaning carpets in no time.

 

[bob vawter]

DOCTORS...are the worst.......dumb as a bookend!