Notice It's been a while.....

[ruff]

Damnnn Ofer you uhh dik!

I'd hate to ask for a translation.

 

[PrimaDonna]

The real (and only) reason it bothers me is that guys that don't know any better are reading stuff like this and feeling like failures for working there tails off to do an honest job and "only" making $100-$150 an hour.

You have to start somewhere. We were that company that only made that much. But, if you have happy customers who like your work ask referrals others, market tot the right people, have the confidence to know you are worth more and charge accordingly, you can make that kind of money. It's taken us decades to get where we are. So, I hope it's inspirational to the Guys that aren't there but want to be. Certainly they shouldn't feel like failured. With out a goal and knowing that others have done befire them, they could limit them selves.

And I'm also vey upfront about how this isn't possible everywhere. We happened to grow up and live in an area where this is attainable. I'd never tell someone they can do it like us if they don't have the demographic to support our model. So just cause they can't based on their area they shouldn't feel like a failure

 

[ruff]

Or is Ofer a fast talking hack that Jimmy hinted of?

Fast talking? Man with my accent? You drinking again?

Jimmy never, ever hints, he's definitely not into such subtleties.
Take it away, Jimmy!

 

[jcooper]

How about them Indians!

Wtf did he just say???

 

[Mikey P]

Ever wonder why I chose the Vacuum logo?



Its one of the very few things we can do that the home owner really understands, to set ourselves apart from the 98%rs




I've seen a few vacuums on trucks over the years, usually way in back, unreachable and covered in dust. Ready to go for when the instructed didn't do their "job"....

 

[PrimaDonna]

I think we should vacuum. I've proposed this multiple times but I am only 1/2 the company. Over ruled!

 

[steve_64]

My filter box tells me vacuuming is topical

That time is better spent on dry stroke IMHO

 

[steve_64]

Wtf did he just say???

He's picking a fight

 

[Mikey P]

What sort of vacuum are you using, and..

Are you any good or just a homeowner searching for crumbs..

Steve unless you have a BHRE, you have ZERO idea about what you're really getting out

 

[Desk Jockey]

Yes but 80% of the soil removal is going to be removed during vacuuming. To skip that step doesn't make much sense no matter how one tries to justify it.

Although that extra pass is an excellent idea towards drying faster.

 

[Mikey P]

I think we should vacuum. I've proposed this multiple times but I am only 1/2 the company. Over ruled!

I'd quit.


Lying to customers ain't my idea of fun.

 

[PrimaDonna]

I'd quit.


Lying to customers ain't my idea of fun.

What are we lying about?

 

[steve_64]

Blah blah blah next month it's the newest vac craze that is the best.

If it's hairy or ground nasty crud crb. Otherwise spray n suck like everyone else.

It's not about perfection in my case but you guys go ahead and piss all over each other.

 

[Mikey P]

Your level of service.

 

[Mikey P]

Blah blah blah next month it's the newest vac craze that is the best.

If it's hairy or ground nasty crud crb. Otherwise spray n suck like everyone else.

It's not about perfection in my case but you guys go ahead and piss all over each other.

Forvten years of MB it's ALWAYS been a given.


The Elite pre vacuum.

Plain and simple, even Marty.


Sorry you missed the memo.

 

[ruff]

I just learned that Taylor Swift made 170,000,000.00 last year.
Therefore, I think Prima and her motley crew are a bargain. If they chip in some extra vacuuming they will qualify to be a true MB steal.

Carry on, please.

 

[Mikey P]

Blah blah blah next month it's the newest vac craze that is the best.

If it's hairy or ground nasty crud crb. Otherwise spray n suck like everyone else.

It's not about perfection in my case but you guys go ahead and piss all over each other.

John's great smile and charm will only take your company so far.

At some point your process will have to stand out as well. Slamming out all that upholstery in 2.5 hours tells me there are all sorts of short cuts being taken.


Even my three man crew couldn't have pulled that off.

 

[PrimaDonna]

Your level of service.

Have you seen the hundreds of feedback cards on our site from people that love the level of service we provide?

I'm not saying we can't do better. Everyone can always improve. But to say we are lying that's a bit much. Then, I guess all the people with raving feedback cards are lying too.

Maybe not your standards, but compared to what most people get and what we do compared to the level of service from others they have had before, we are the best around.

It's kind of subjective But not dishonest.

 

[Mikey P]

I just learned that Taylor Swift made 170,000,000.00 last year.
Therefore, I think Prima and her motley crew are a bargain. If they chip in some extra vacuuming they will qualify to be a MB steal.

Carry on, please.

I bet Taylor pre vacs.

 

[Mikey P]

Meg its just one of those things in life where until you've done it, you'll just never understand.

And done it for years, not just a week.

 

[steve_64]

I bet Taylor pre vacs.

No carpet

 

[PrimaDonna]

John's great smile and charm will only take your company so far.

At some point your process will have to stand out as well. Slamming out all that upholstery in 2.5 hours tells me there are all sorts of short cuts being taken.


Even my three man crew couldn't have pulled that off.

Who said we want to be a 4-5 truck operation? I'd rather stay smaller and have higher job average over more jobs for less. And more trucks and employees are more headaches.

Ana our process does stand out over the others servicing our area. That is what our clients say, tell others and post about on social media.

We are always looking g for ways to improve the customer experience and stay ahead of it. Some things we do, some things we don't. Some things we should do we don't. But overall compared to what is out there we do stand out.

 

[PrimaDonna]

Meg its just one of those things in life where until you've done it, you'll just never understand.

And done it for years, not just a week.

Done what? Vacuume?

 

[Mikey P]

Not hard to do in most of the US when all it takes is less emulsifier and more dry strokes to shine.

 

[Mikey P]

Done what? Vacuume?

Pre vacuum (no e) PROPERLY.


Pounds of silt are hiding in there...

 

[steve_64]

Now that you mention it meg I've probably vacuumed more carpet than Mike in my lifetime.

I get it but I stand by my statements.

 

[ruff]

I bet Taylor pre vacs.

I didn't know.
Well..... that changes everything.

I definitely think that from now on, John should vacuum. Here is the music Marty uses to energize himself while Wernerizing his clients' carpet.

Prima, short of the self evident health and agility benefits, you'd be amazed (shocked) at what it will do for your company's production rate:

 

[PrimaDonna]

As I said I think we should do it. I'm not the one that needs convincing.

 

[Mikey P]

Now that you mention it meg I've probably vacuumed more carpet than Mike in my lifetime.

I get it but I stand by my statements.

Doubtful unless you were a janitor.

And we all know how poorly the operate..

 

[Willy P]

No carpet

Are you sure? I heard the carpet doesn't match the drapes though.....