This thing is f'n nice

[Bryce C]

Used my new Chosen Wand with a hybrid glide for the first time today. Still waiting to do some mods on an older gen hole glide I got from Mike with the deal. Debating on using a drill press or writing a file to do it super clean with my cnc.

Holy smokes this thing is sweet. Every little thing about it is dialed. Glides like butter, it really has effective suction right up to the edge for walls and such, ergonomic as can be, sneaks under just about everything, the water blast seems to actually hit everything within the range of the vacuum shoe and nothing more, much more moisture removal with each pass, and a price that simply can't be beat. That's whatsup. Nice work Mike. Thank you!

 

[Lamesalegend]

Agreed, the one thing that made me wait so long to get a glided wand was my concern for the edge cleaning. I figured that a glided wand would not clean as well along the wall/edge as my regular steel lipped PMF wand. This Chosen Wand (WP530), actually cleans along walls better than my old PMF 802.

 

[hogjowl]

I ordered a tile wand last night and it’s still not here.

 

[Mikey P]

Used my new Chosen Wand with a hybrid glide for the first time today. Still waiting to do some mods on an older gen hole glide I got from Mike with the deal. Debating on using a drill press or writing a file to do it super clean with my cnc.

Holy smokes this thing is sweet. Every little thing about it is dialed. Glides like butter, it really has effective suction right up to the edge for walls and such, ergonomic as can be, sneaks under just about everything, the water blast seems to actually hit everything within the range of the vacuum shoe and nothing more, much more moisture removal with each pass, and a price that simply can't be beat. That's whatsup. Nice work Mike. Thank you!

Agreed, the one thing that made me wait so long to get a glided wand was my concern for the edge cleaning. I figured that a glided wand would not clean as well along the wall/edge as my regular steel lipped PMF wand. This Chosen Wand (WP530), actually cleans along walls better than my old PMF 802.

Would you two brilliant consumers please leave those wonderful reviews on the product page too?

The Chosen W'and, with the power of the Triune head, delivers heavenly results! (Westpak 530) Out of stock until mid January 2025 - GreenGlides - The Original Carpet Cleaning Glide

By far, the very best 12″ wand available Comes with your choice of GreenGlide and free L48 shipping Features a perfect triangular, funnel shaped vacuum chamber for extremely efficient airflow Easy Peasy Glide swap feature that facilitates using the best vacuum orifice type to suit to cleaning...

greenglides.com

MUCH appreciated!

 

[Bryce C]

Would you two brilliant consumers please leave those wonderful reviews on the product page too?

The Chosen W'and, with the power of the Triune head, delivers heavenly results! (Westpak 530) Out of stock until mid January 2025 - GreenGlides - The Original Carpet Cleaning Glide

By far, the very best 12″ wand available Comes with your choice of GreenGlide and free L48 shipping Features a perfect triangular, funnel shaped vacuum chamber for extremely efficient airflow Easy Peasy Glide swap feature that facilitates using the best vacuum orifice type to suit to cleaning...

greenglides.com

MUCH appreciated!

I beat you to it. As I read it back to myself I thought it would be a good idea

 

[sassyotto]

hmm seems a lot like my Prochem Trijet but with two jets. The Trijet flairs to 2 inch at the handle tho.

Interesting. For the $ might give it a try.

 

[Mikey P]

hmm seems a lot like my Prochem Trijet but with two jets. The Trijet flairs to 2 inch at the handle tho.

Interesting. For the $ might give it a try.

It's probably 2 to 3 lb lighter, has a 45° angle versus probably 6° to the jets/ spray and the Glides can be easily swapped out without tools or heating, for the specific task on hand

 

[Meter Maid]

I’m probably going to get one.

Don’t need it, but I have a wand fetish.

 

[Mikey P]

I’m probably going to get one.

Don’t need it, but I have a wand fetish.

You'll sell all your others ..

Get this too..



View: https://youtube.com/shorts/EOHDrfLLYcg?si=lGoWB9RPByV8dWxe

 

[Meter Maid]

You'll sell all your others ..

Get this too..



View: https://youtube.com/shorts/EOHDrfLLYcg?si=lGoWB9RPByV8dWxe

How’s it different than the POS Blaster I bought a few years ago?

 

[Mikey P]

How’s it different than the POS Blaster I bought a few years ago?

Two jets and 12 inches makes for all the difference in the world, guaranteed.

 

[Meter Maid]

Two jets and 12 inches makes for all the difference in the world, guaranteed.

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The blaster isn’t designed for good suction at all. Maybe this one is better.

 

[Mikey P]

The blaster isn’t designed for good suction at all. Maybe this one is better.

Maybe....lol

 

[Meter Maid]

Maybe....lol

Is that a yes?

 

[SamIam]

I ordered a tile wand last night and it’s still not here.

Damn service is slow, must be stuck cleaning shacks on base.

 

[Mikey P]

Is that a yes?

The performance of this hard surface wand, and the carpet cleaning wand for that matter, are absolutely mind blowing.

Order one today and you'll have it within a week, that way you'll be sure to be able to brag about it before Marty receives his in 6 weeks

 

[hogjowl]

3.0
BA!

 

[Meter Maid]

The performance of this hard surface wand, and the carpet cleaning wand for that matter, are absolutely mind blowing.

Order one today and you'll have it within a week, that way you'll be sure to be able to brag about it before Marty receives his in 6 weeks

You should try getting Marty his wand earlier, he’s definitely on borrowed time.

 

[Mikey P]

You should try getting Marty his wand earlier, he’s definitely on borrowed time.

he got an AARP discount that equated to the shipping costs...

 

[Meter Maid]

he got an AARP discount that equated to the shipping costs...

And they say you aren’t nice

 

[Mikey P]

they have agendas

 

[Bryce C]

Would you two brilliant consumers please leave those wonderful reviews on the product page too?

Where is my review Mike? It's been a few days and it still isn't up on your website.. Do you have some kind of intensive screening process for these things? I tried my best to be nyce and profeshunal when writing it.

I just ordered your hard surface wand. I have high hopes with it.

 

[Mikey P]

Where is my review Mike? It's been a few days and it still isn't up on your website.. Do you have some kind of intensive screening process for these things? I tried my best to be nyce and profeshunal when writing it.

I just ordered your hard surface wand. I have high hopes with it.

fixed, thanks for the order, enjoy!

 

[Meter Maid]

fixed, thanks for the order, enjoy!

I should write a review about the last glide I bought, which had a gigantic penis hand drawn on the paper the glide was wrapped in.

 

[Mikey P]

I should write a review about the last glide I bought, which had a gigantic penis hand drawn on the paper the glide was wrapped in.

That was marty, and his new beard

 

[Meter Maid]

That was marty, and his new beard

Like I said, it was a dick.

 

[Trip Moses]

Would you two brilliant consumers please leave those wonderful reviews on the product page too?

The Chosen W'and, with the power of the Triune head, delivers heavenly results! (Westpak 530) Out of stock until mid January 2025 - GreenGlides - The Original Carpet Cleaning Glide

By far, the very best 12″ wand available Comes with your choice of GreenGlide and free L48 shipping Features a perfect triangular, funnel shaped vacuum chamber for extremely efficient airflow Easy Peasy Glide swap feature that facilitates using the best vacuum orifice type to suit to cleaning...

greenglides.com

MUCH appreciated!

You're still not #1.

 

[FB19087]

You're still not #1.View attachment 126808

Welcome back Trip!

 

[hogjowl]

Has he been gone?
Like Bob gone or Chavez gone?

 

[Trip Moses]

Has he been gone?
Like Bob gone or Chavez gone?

When are you going to be gone? You are like Herpes. Just keep hanging around.