TRY THIS NEW LINE!

[bob vawter]

As i was getting into the worst area of the FR today.........I made a crisp line right in front of the couch.........then i called MR PHIFF who was outside working on his pickup truck.
Thinking something was wrong he hurries in to find out what was up.........
I'm leaning on the wand, and he asks...WHAT'S WRONG????

So i look him right in the eyes and say:

"Mr Phiff.....when you get yor next bank statement and see the check that you're about to write me, come thru............

REMEMBER WHAT YOU SEE RIGHT NOW...........!

We got a twenty dollar tip........

 

[Desk Jockey]

Dude you better not be slinging that wand! :x

You're going to kill yourself!!!

 

[bob vawter]

ya..i pushed it a little today.......i love how that GH whistles!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Better get a powerhead if you plan on spending time back in the field.

 

[bob vawter]

I'm STILL the best wand pusher....EVER!

 

[Desk Jockey]

How about a SG Drag wand?

Especially when you have to push the wand back and forth more than once!

 

[bob vawter]

Drag wands ARE the stupidest one thing mankind has EVER produced..........

 

[Ken Snow]

Bob- we's been teaching our guys to do that for 70 years. Don't tell me you just thought of that.

 

[Chads]

I'm not sure if I understand Bobs lingo or not can someone simplifie what the hellhe is babbling about , And whats wrong with a drag wand I think I would love one any body got one they just want to send me I'll pay the shipping :mrgreen:

 

[sweendogg]

With all the talk of Wands, When is Jeff or Lisa going to take the 18 inch butler concept and turn out a 2.5 inch wand with an 18 inch head, gun trigger, 7 jets with either 02's or 03's to give a 14 or 21 flow. :mrgreen:

 

[Jim Nelson]

All the wand talk we still dont now how long it is.mine is 65in long its ben dancing with me since 1985.

 

[bob vawter]

DAMN..i keep forgeting............

 

[Chris A]

me too.

 

[bob vawter]

" protector sales "????

Which snake oil sales pitch are ya referin' too...Dink?

the one or the two man pitch....there are a few that i use!

 

[hogjowl]

Or, may be not...

 

[XTREME1]

IDGAS

 

[bob vawter]

OK Steven...i give....which one are YOU talking about.....?

 

[bob vawter]

i was jus wonderin' which one that YOU remember best.......

i THINK i was freaking yous....

jus a tad!

You really looked at me strange...the whole ride home!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Bawb's best one:

"Umm mamm would ja likes me to sprays the rugs with some scotchguard?
Makes it bullet proof to the maddog spills!"
:wink:

 

[bob vawter]

"debate"

as i remember...it was ME doin' all the talkin'....as YOU were in wide eyed........


amazement!

you looked lik Alfalfa after sitting on a thumbtack......!

 

[bob vawter]

i can't 'member!

 

[bob vawter]

Okay Bob. Why don't you tell them how you have your guys do the two man speech.


And I didn't have to say much....to get ya going. So I could say... I MADE you say it all!

and look how much you lerrnt.......

you'll talk about me to yor friends one day.......!

 

[Bruce Humphrey]

Bob you are the only thing we talk about in Club Greenhorn.

 

[bob vawter]

Bob you are the only thing we talk about in Club Greenhorn.

i KNEW it!

 

[Chris A]

Bob,

Its because the whole ride home I was intentionally trying to piss you off and debate, and then I remembered your heart condition. And I thought "Oh no I will be the cause for the end of Bob"

There he goes, Mr Bawb... into cardiac arrest!

 

[bob vawter]

"I got worken"

WHAT specific lanquage IS that, AND.....

WTF is a "photo call".......?

 

[Desk Jockey]

Dats whut happuns, ya hangs outs wit Bawb an yous ends up tawking likes dis.
:shock:

 

[bob vawter]

LOL@STEVEN!

That WAS a strange ride home...huh?

The look that you gave me was...priceless!