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I need to finally fookin admit to having the shit!To stop pretending I have tourettes everywhere I go.
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and find an outdoor winter hobby, might as well enjoy the snow some what. Years ago one of my customers pushed me into cross-country skiing but i don't have anyone to go with now.
I fell asleep on the fight home from Vegas. The gluttony and consumer prostitution has really messed me up..
You may not believe this but I was awoken by a tapping noise as we soared across Death Valley and low and fvcking behold there is the cutest little baby Jesus outside my window writing something on a cocktail napkin for me to read just like Matt Damon and his apples...
You know lots of criticism is written by characters who are very academic and think it is a sign you are worthless if you make jokes or kid or even clown. I wouldn't kid Our Lord if he was on the cross. But I would attempt a joke with him if I ran into him chasing the money changers out of the temple.
Paula saw him as well and read his note in astonishment. Her flesh was beyond goosey.
She thought about what he wrote and mouthed "who said that" to LBJ..
Out of cocktail napkins LBJ took his Sharpie and in incredibly beautiful cursive, wrote "Ernest Hemingway" on the glass on that Southwest Airlines 737 flight 2534
When we landed I got a text from my brother in Texas telling me my Dad turned down the 40 inch flat screen he bought for him out of spite and that I should know my Dad had a "crack in his spine" and the osteoporosis is going to put him in a wheel chair AND a nursing home real soon...
Happy Holidays indeed.
I fell asleep on the fight home from Vegas. The gluttony and consumer prostitution has really messed me up..
You may not believe this but I was awoken by a tapping noise as we soared across Death Valley and low and fvcking behold there is the cutest little baby Jesus outside my window writing something on a cocktail napkin for me to read just like Matt Damon and his apples...
You know lots of criticism is written by characters who are very academic and think it is a sign you are worthless if you make jokes or kid or even clown. I wouldn't kid Our Lord if he was on the cross. But I would attempt a joke with him if I ran into him chasing the money changers out of the temple.
Paula saw him as well and read his note in astonishment. Her flesh was beyond goosey.
She thought about what he wrote and mouthed "who said that" to LBJ..
Out of cocktail napkins LBJ took his Sharpie and in incredibly beautiful cursive, wrote "Ernest Hemingway" on the glass on that Southwest Airlines 737 flight 2534
When we landed I got a text from my brother in Texas telling me my Dad turned down the 40 inch flat screen he bought for him out of spite and that I should know my Dad had a "crack in his spine" and the osteoporosis is going to put him in a wheel chair AND a nursing home real soon...
Happy Holidays indeed.
well, four days in and I am riding more..